I licked a phone under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in my car
2 --------- on your car
3 --------- in a hole
4 --------- under your bed
5 --------- riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Do it. I dare you.​

 

I yelled at a goat in a hole because I can't control myself!

 

I danced with a homeless guy on your car because I think I need some serious help.


Niiiiiiiiice~

 

I sang to Chuck Norris...
I stopped right there.

 

I did the Macarena with a birdbath in my car because Big Bird is my leader and he told me to.

 

I ran over a goat under your bed because that's how I roll.

 

I karate chopped an iPod sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Daaaaaamn right.

 

I sang to a snowman in my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

I smelled an iPod in my car because the voices told me to.

...

There's a Zune in my car but not an ipod lol.

 

I sang to my science teacher riding a Motorcycle because I'm a Ninja!

 

I loved my best friends' boyfriend on your car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

 

I loved a gangster in my car because I can't control myself

I can think of a certain gangster who can ride (with) me anytime~

 

I just got that on Facebook. xDD

I yelled at a gangster at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

I jumped on a baseball bat in my car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.


...
Alright then >_>

 

I yelled at a spoon on your car because I can

 

I yelled at a ninja in a hole because I'm cool like that.

Yeah. Not a good idea.

 

I jumped on a birdbath sliding down a hill because i'm ******ed cool like that.

xDDDD

 

I jumped on your mom under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want

AWESOME!!! xD

 

I ran over a homeless guy in line at the bank because that's how I roll.
(XD homeless guys with money on the bank)

 

Sounds like something you'd actually do, to be honest >_>