Take last night for example. It was about Prom. Except it was in the old style Tron universe. And I accidentally let some users in. They got corrupted by a virus. And thought my classmates were all programs. Then I was Dale Gribble, and I hid inside a glass case, which somehow worked as a hiding place. Then lasers. LOTS. OF. LASERS.
The laser part sounds cool. One of my strange dreams involved me sitting in a park and then suddenly being chased by a giant chicken. This chicken was carrying a bucket of skittles which he was throwing at me.
I had a dream my name was Lucy and I was floating in a sky of diamonds and I could fly and when I went flying Nyan Cat was flying beside me and we were going to get pizza and nutella and some monster energy drink. When we got it a giant monster energy drink bottle took away our foodz and ran away to a carnival and we couldn't catch him because he converted into a regular person. Great ending to my not sober saturday.
I'm dreaming right now. My mind is trying to make sense that I'm not really dead. It's a wacky dream bro.
