I have a job interview in an hour

The only thing I have worked out is handing the person my résume and saying: "Hi, how are ya?"

I need help. :lolface:

 

Ask how the family is going, if the kids are alright, if the wife is ok.
Talk about football (soccer). Champions league, europa cup, or just the national cup/league.

 

Keep composed.


Smile.

Nod in agreement.


Shit yourself.

 

this. Also, try to sound as professional and efficient as possible.

 

"beautiful day we're having, isn't it?"

"As soon as I saw this place, I thought, "man, this place must have the best management." I mean, its so clean and organized!"

They like arbitrary comments. But nothing too excessive. Make them your play-thing. <)

 

Something tells me the replies are...a bit too late. xD

 

do a barrel roll.

... oh wait he's gone. o.o

 

Good luck. ^^

Hope it went well.​

 

Thanks, you guys. XD

I think it went... okay. I only recall saying "and stuff" once. That's gotta be a good sign, right? ::L:

 

It depends. "Stuff" can vary. ;)

 

Don't try and flirt in this thread.

You will be shot down and eaten.

 

flirt here... eww
I meant drugs

 

I hate this place more and more each day...yup +1000% more hatred since i joined.

 

Did he ask you what you plan on doing in 5 years? I hope you didn't say
"Doing your wife."

 

Just curious, but fashion decision? c:

 

I made that mistake once. Not fun.

 

Oh dear. Do tell us.

 

No. I still have nightmares.

 

Well, that would be even more extraordinarily awkward than you might think for 2 reasons.

1. I'm a girl, and
2. The person interviewing me was a woman whose husband is a teacher at my school.

Durr.... black skinnies and and a sun tunic... thing. >>