I don't hold your hand because I love you.

I hold your hand because you have the only parachute and I'm not too keen on hitting the ground at terminal velocity.

 

Hey, it could be fun. At least give it a try.

 

I'd facedesk the ground at terminal velocity rather than hold hands with someone I don't like. That, or steal their parachute and live.

 

Bwahaha, This was hilarious! It actually made me (almost) lol. Well, I chuckled. Actually, I just smiled a little. But hey, that's a big deal for me. My sister says I must be Vulcan, because I am logical and rarely show emotion. XD

How about this one, it's not as good, but I still think it's amusing.

If you kiss me honey,
and your nose is runny,
don't think it's funny,
'cause it's snot.