I am in a relationship

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  1. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    With something very dear to me.
    My bed.
    Anyone else tired?
    Sleep is the sport of Kings in my mind.
     
    Peace and War, Jul 22, 2012
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  2. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    What?!

    You two timing son of a bitch!
     
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  3. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    I had sex with my bed last night but I'm thinking about breaking up with her.
     
    ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠, Jul 22, 2012
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  4. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    I've always wanted to have a threesome with my bed but she hasn't liked any of the women I've brought home. D:
     
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  5. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    my bed is my lover. the best kind too
     
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  6. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    One that doesn't talk or touch you, but just lets you sleep comfortably?
     
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  7. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    keeps me warm, makes me feel safe.
     
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  8. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    So a volcano would be- oh right not safe....
     
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  9. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Don't tell them my pet name!
     
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  10. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    When did you sell yourself out as a pet?
     
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  11. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    I don't want to talk about it...
     
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  12. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    You weren't saying that last night!

    Yeah, I don't know, either
     
    Peace and War, Jul 22, 2012
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  13. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    i don't even leave my bed |:

    my laptop sits on it, so i just kinda lay there forever, and then when i'm tired i push it out of the way and go to sleep
    i am so lazy
     
    muff monkey, Jul 22, 2012
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  14. T3F Chaser

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    At the beginning of the day i have to break up with my bed, and then I instantly regret it. I try sleeping at school during the day but its just not the same. By night i look at my bed with such guilt...so I jump on it and say IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING PLEEEEASE TAKE ME BACK BED!!!!
    ^every day.
     
    T3F, Jul 22, 2012
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  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Truly a carefree lifestyle.
     
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  16. T3F Chaser

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    Is there a better type? :P
     
    T3F, Jul 22, 2012
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  17. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    A rewarding lifestyle. But those are harder to come by.
     
    Makaze, Jul 22, 2012
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  18. T3F Chaser

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    Who said a carefree lifestyle wasn't rewarding?
     
    T3F, Jul 22, 2012
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  19. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Carefree is by nature unrewarding. You have to care about things to get them.
     
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  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Indeed. [​IMG]
     
    Makaze, Jul 22, 2012
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