How to cause chaos in a K-mart

-Sneak up on your friends
-Put on a life jacket and wear it the entire time through the store
-Run around an jump on lawn furniture
-Start messing with all the toys
-Pull out one of those little kids pushy/music/things and proceed to run up and down the isles
-Turn on some music/flower toy and start dancing
-Find some foam swords, battle, and keep one with you throughout the store
-Ride a children's tricycle through the isles (ONLY FOR PEOPLE 6'2" AND OVER)
-Rumage through the sports section
-Put on some hunting gloves
-Find a children's wheeler suitcase that says "diva" on it and pull it around.
-While wearing all of this, run around asking people how to get to the airport and also asking where it is located
-Find some paddles and go around the store pretending you're in a boat
-Capsize (good thing you are wearing a life jacket)

Do these things and you will surely be looked at like you should be wearing a helmet. However, an announcement may come over the loudspeaker saying numbers that are part of a weird security code meaning something is going wrong in the store. A manager may also, after this, begin to patrol, so it may be a good idea to whip off all of your accessories and items and throw them in the fishing section and then flee the scene. If you are hungry, it would be a good idea to go and eat some Little Caesar's. Just make sure you don't bother the worker there, he'll probably be cool.
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Nice xD

I can just picture all that going on in my head with a sweet symphony playing. It warms my soul <)

 

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Oh the irony.



X3

You don't say...?

















I wonder if the store has a security tape... o:

 

Back in high school me and my friends did something called CTFT. Where every thursday night we would go to some random store in the area and play a game of capture the flag. We are now banned from Costco, Target, Walmart, the Movie Theater, Petco, Home Depot, and a few others. You wanna cause havoc there is your way.

 

I was honestly expecting a video.

But I am SOOOO going to do the tricycle thing. =D

 

>.>
<.<

Dad never goes to K-mart anymore.
Bu Mum does.
I wanna do the boat thing and tricycle.
=D

 

Being banned from the movie theater FTW!

 

Can't wait to try all this!!!Thanx!

 

I'm so gonna do that with my friends.QFFR.

 

Ooh, this looks interesting...