How not to type on MSN.

joe says:
can u do me a favour n let ur dad no he does need to pick me up on sunday as i have to work
***kitty**** says:
that he doesn't need to pick you up?
***kitty**** says:
n' awwww Joe!
joe says:
yeh soz that he doesnt
***kitty**** says:
can't you tell them no?
joe says:
i tryed but apparently a need training and coz am going aww next week itz jst not good enough aperntly lol
joe says:
it total sucks
***kitty**** says:
so does your typing. ;D
***kitty**** says:
awright i'll tell him
***kitty**** says:
if i remember of course
joe says:
lol
joe says:
try n rember
joe says:
anyway gotta head to bed am up at 6 in the morning 4 work
***kitty**** says:
awww


It messes with your brain.

 

What the hell is he saying?

I can NOT type like that.

 

If only it was possible to show this on MSN..

 

It's hard for me to type like that. Oo

 

I didn't think it was possible either.

If only, if only.

 

*turns that into an emote*

 

lol, dude. I can do worse than that. >____> Most of my irl friends shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard.


(7:09 PM)Yo. What up, dawg?
(7:10 PM) speak proply man lol
(7:10 PM) nd am gud
(7:10 PM) ur nt blk
(7:11 PM) Oh that is so fresh. Telling me to speak properly when I can hardly decipher what you type with your txt speak. :P
(7:12 PM) aye a speak lyk wot a knda do nt lyk sum ghetto blk guy

I had to look through my chat logs for that, btw. So it's from about a year ago. xD;

 

Lol...Do you know how sad It Is, that I can read that? Unfortunately allllll my friends (Except the ones on KHV) type liek dis

 

Which one is you talking?


And Jordier, how on earth can you?

 

I feel sorry for the dictionary

You shall be missed.
ALL my friends from school talk like that,and it's even worse in spanish.

 

I blame technology!

*burns computer*

Oh crap!

 

That's nothing. You should see my irl friends. You'll lol every time they IM.

 

Remember kids,

Grammar is your friend. :3

 

Very funny. >|


Here's another sample (from January)

(9:11 PM) Wowzer, you haven't been online in ages. =P
(9:12 PM) ana work ya see scratchin a livin
(9:12 PM) Lol, you got a job?
(9:12 PM) yes argos a already told ya
(9:12 PM) bin snce november
(9:13 PM) Ohh yeah. ^_^;
(9:13 PM) Fun?
(9:13) PM) xD
(9:14 PM) it good ya know
(9:14 PM) as in fun and mny
(9:14 PM) Oh nice.
(9:15 PM) I guess you must be rolling in it now then, haha.
(9:15 PM) well not exactly a spend it da day after all da tme so tht a £100 a week lol


Care for some translations? ;P

 

I wasn't joking. ._.

They seem to forget their first few years of school when they come online.

 

You should easily be able to tell when it's me talking and when it's my nooby friend. ;_;


And I once asked them why they typed like such ******s. The conversation went something like this:

"Why do you type like such a ******?"
"What do you mean? Everyone types like that..."
"Every noob, you mean. Honestly, the way you type embarrasses me."
"THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON THE INTERNET, I ONLY GET DISSED BY YOU AFTERWARDS BAAAAAW"


I stopped calling them a noob after that. xD

 

Your friends can't handle the truth.WIMPS!

 

The sad part is, he types better than most n00bs that come here.

 

There's a reason why I don't IM. :) My brain committed suicide like, halfway through the first post.

 

What i think is sad is that he never goes on forums etc.