How Many Licks Does it Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

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  1. Spike H E R O

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    According to my rescent studies....














    364. I kid you not. Tuesdays are like one big hangover to me. That and I love Tootsie pops......


    Heheheheh. You were expecting a silly pic or video, weren't you?
     
  2. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Lol, you actually tried?
     
  3. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    No I was expecting to lick Tootsie. Get yo but over here toots. (tootsie bianca tootsie)
     
  4. Spike H E R O

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    Yeah....
    *sigh*
    ...I did.

    At least I scored a point from that ******* owl.
     
  5. Near Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It takes 176 to get to the center of those dumb mimiature ones =p

    Nice discovery, Spike.
     
  6. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So the world knows now. I did once try to count but lost myself around 20...
     
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    Whenever I think about I just stare at it and bite it from insanity, then afterwards realizing that I failed once again at discovering the secret.
     
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    I am disappointed. ):
     
  10. Tootsie coquí

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    NO n_n .
     
  11. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    3: whats it with everyone and saying no....
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    on msn most of you say yes >=|
     
  12. *Hippie Jesus* "I get online and notice I have E-mail I click my

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  13. BaseSebastian Kingdom Keeper

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    Let's ask Mr. DarkBall

    *A '60's animation version of Sebax ina cloak appears out of no where with a tootise pop in hand.**
    He looks from the pop to the camera, "How many licks does it take to get to the tootie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Looking to his left where a Dark Ball heatless is atomizing... "Let's ask Mr. Heartless." Walks ove rto the hovering Dark Ball and unwraps the wrapper and holds the pop, still in his hand, and puts it in the Heatless' face. The Heartless looks at it and gives it 1.....2.....3.....licks and then......
    The scene suddenly turns back into KH style 3-D and the Dark Ball bites on Sebax's arm all the way to the elbow. Clamping on hard, Sebax tries to shake the heartless off frantically running around in circles.
    Ansem the wise appears out of no where and coldy asks, "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop," Ansem begins, looking over to A Sebax beating the heartless over the head with the handle of the "Rotary Ballad" futily. "That idiot will never know." Ansem finishes.
    Sebax talks at the end, into a black screen. Faking a rich Texan accent, "I am Sebax God-Knows-what-my-surname-is, and I disprove this message. Coming back into view is Sebax bandagin up a broken arm, mumbling.
     
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