How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, that's a bit over-used, I know. I'm sorry, but it had to be done.
     
  2. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    A zombie - "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?"
    Another zombie - "Let's find out......"
    *licks a human* "1.....2.....*ate whole thing in one bite*"
    Narrator - "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
    The world may never know"
     
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    Hmmmmm. You should probably ask her. :\
     
  4. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    But she never answers. Dx
     
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    A Sammich. To get in bed.
     
  6. Arc Kingdom Keeper

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    a tootsie pop?


    as in tootsie, the member?


    just one, right binky? XDD
     
  7. Tootsie coquí

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    That's top secret 8l

    Durhur,I saw what you did thur.in bed ;3
     
  8. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    A hur, I saw what you did thur. I knew you were going to ****ing say that. xD
     
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    Ah one!
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  10. Tootsie coquí

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    I AM SO PREDICTABLE 8DWhite ****ing text white ****ing text white ****ing text
     
  11. Gwen Farewell.

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    Who needs tootsie pops when you have strawberry jam?
     
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    yeah, when I was in 5th grade we actually did this experiment. It took me 567 licks. XD
     
  14. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Some things are not meant for human understanding.

    The secret of the Tootsie pop is one of these things.

    As well as the rule of 32 and flan.
     
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  16. Gwen Farewell.

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    I knew someone out there understood me.​
     
  17. Luka Deafening silence

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    toots your sig is gay :3
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    You and your jam.

    I always thought it was one. One for trying to lick it, but then realizing why the hell would anyone waste time to do this and then just biting it.

    And no, it is NOT for the good of science.
     
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