"A well-known scientist (some say it was Ansem the Wise) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the worlds orbit around Kingdom Hearts and how Kingdom Hearts, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of wealth called Square-Enix's franchises. At the end of the lecture, a Nobody at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat polymer disc supported on the back of a giant Hydra." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the Hydra standing on?" "You're very clever, old man, very clever", said the undulating creature. "But it's the Hydra's back all the way down!""
Why would I need to get up on the hydra's back if it's in outer space? It would just die the fact that it COULDN'T BREATH. Silly hipsters c:
