Help me! (with various reasons)

Help me please *5-7 reason*

lol as this is a spam thread
Help me...
1st Spell wrong (i can't spell wrong only right T_T)
2nd Wait for a ps2 game that's already out
3rd With CodeBreaker (As soon as i get CB about 14-21)
4th Turn into a not so lazy boy/man/pre-teen/Spammer/Human being/person
5th because i need help
6th Not cry (Courtesy of Shino and Alkaid XD)

I'M SO BOORRREDDD I NEED THAT DISK *checks wallet* ONLY GOT $20 (CD - 39$)
*dies of horrible waiting**cries because shino and alkaid died*

EDIT
HELP ME NOT CRY AT THIS VIDEO!!!

What do i do i'm a boy and i'm crying! XD

EDIT 2
I have friends but they betray me
I have friends but they just use me
I have friends but just hurt me
But when one of them die...I'll cry...

EDIT 3
My god that video has gotten to me T_T