I'LL be back, because this isn't about you, or that fat guy in bed, it's about ME, and only ME. Emphasis is mandatory, so option A is out. The 'being back' part isn't as important as ME, so we're ruling B and D out too, leaving only C. By the way, have you played a game called "Eversion"? You might like it. I recommend it.
Nope, never heard of it. Just looked it up though, and it looks cool! I'll try it. ...Is it a mindscrew? It looks like it's going to be a mindscrew, what with the "NOT FOR CHILDREN OR NERVOUS PEOPLE" written all over it xD.
I'll be BACK! The emphasis is on Back saying that you will return and steal that fat man's food from his giant-ass stomach! That's right. You're gonna make him puke it out then you're gonna eat it... Okay that's a WTF worthy moment...