Heck of a mom

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  1. Toshi Banned

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    A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.

    The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and

    tomorrow, your wish will come true!".

    Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

    The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY!

    I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered,

    "I know - April Fools!"
     
    Toshi, Jul 16, 2009
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  2. Flyn Pnut Banned

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    That's mean.
     
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  3. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Heaven help us all if that's a true story...
     
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  4. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    I laughed and now I feel really mean! Ooo ooo I know one! a man walks into he doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head the doctor says "I'll get you some cream to put on that"
     
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  5. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    O_o..........
     
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  6. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    That was harsh, yet I laughed. D:
     
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  7. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Ok lemmee try again...Two drums and a triangle fall off a cliff what sound does it make? dum dum tssss!
     
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  8. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    XD What....?
     
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  9. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    the lil drum roll often heard after a joke bom bom tssssss
     
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  10. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    That's cold...Though I'm pretty sure my mom would do that if she's drunk.
     
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  11. Stardust Chaser

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    ...I didn't laugh. D:
     
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  12. Jayn ♥

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    I didn't laugh, I just though: "Bitch..." ​
     
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