Happy Birthday, Obama

today is President Obama's 49th birthday, KHV

Send him cake, llamas, strippers, chicken, etc.



LOL :D

 

You have a thing for strippers, don't you?



What am I saying, so do I.

 

LMAO YES I DO


...I swear i'll get some for my 21st...or sooner XDD >:D

 

OM-BA-MA! *Chant*

 

I want some steak.

 

You know what Obama needs but doesn't have? A Death Note. And a Shinigami. Ryuk should drop one outside the White House. Just for the lolz. I can see it now.

"And I...I will become the god of this new world. Wait. Did I just say that out loud at a press conference?"

 

W00t, yay for Obama! Yay for only 2 months of summer vacation! Where's the damn whiskey?!

 

Andrew Jackson (MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!) was much better. He put his own would be assassin in the hospital. Obama would just run and hide like a little girl. And does Obama have a pet parrot that spews both English and Spanish profanity at inappropriate times? I think not. This is why we need to join together and bring Andrew Jackson (MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!) back from the dead. He'll end the war on terrorism just by snapping his fingers and blowing up Alqaeda with his mind.

 

Teddy Roosevelt was the best, end of story.

 

I beg to differ, FDR was.

 

But Andrew Jackson (MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!) had lightning vision.

 

Mr. Bob's avatar says otherwise.

 

Well, he was the biggest badass anyhow.

 

A. Jacks was small time, FDR had polio and he was still badass.

 

The only reason Andrew Jackson was badass to me is because I always picture Samuel L. Jackson as president when I hear that name.

 

The reason I say Jackson was the biggest baddass, is because he beat the guy who tried to kill him with a cane and having this quote: ""I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

But as a president he really didn't do a whole lot... just kill a bunch of Indians.

 

DUDE


Same here. I actually tried searching Andrew Jackson on Google to see if I came up with Samuel L. Jackson playing as a Jedi not too long ago.

 

His name was Mace Windu... fyi. >_>

 

Andrew Jackson (MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!) had a bullet lodged in his chest right next to his heart. It was never removed and he was still totally badass. And did FDR beat his would be assassin within an inch of his life? NO! Because he never had a would be assassin and wouldn't have even if he did have one.

 

I know that...now. It's an oldish movie, k? And Mace Windu is a Jedi, so.




Right?