Okay, so I was going around the internet right when found this article: 25 things a perfect guy would do. You've all probably seem this list, its pretty old and its been floating around in the internet for a while. What do you think of guys who seem to embody this list (for lack of a better term, whipped guys?) Personaly, I think this list is one the dumbest f**ing thing a woman (assuming) has ever written. I don't know any girls that expect this out of a man, and I don't know any man that tries to do any of these. Granted, some are common sense,but that doesn't save it so I will disect the list personaly. 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down Shouldn't anyone who care for a girl (friends, family, etc.) should do that? 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice Awww, how adorably creepy. Any guy who does that would make a great serial killer one day. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. Please a girl can stick up for themself just fine but if they NEED me I'll try and help. 4. Give you the remote control during the game If by "game" you mean Call of Duty, then I can just give you one of the other controllers, and we can play split-screen. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. What's wrong with hugs from the front? 6. Play with your hair Hmm... maybe. 7. His hands always find yours. If ya know what I mean. Bow chi- *is shot* Sorry, but shouldn't a girl do this too? 8. Be cute when he really wants something Ummm... *cough* ...Ok any guy that acts cute is ether too girly or wants sex. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. Please, a girl could just ask for one. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. Well if she can't dance to well ether then meh to that crap. 11. Never run out of love. I go 88 miles per hour on the soul... I mean love. Yeah, thats what I meant. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. Me: Hey babe, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is, reports say a gas leak had exploded in your neighborhood destroying it, along with all its inhabitants. Girl: But, what about... Me: Aaaand your family. Girl: My... Whole... Family... My home! Me: But the good news is, we're going to DAIRY QUEEN!! 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. DAIRY QUEEN!! Girl: ....Just take me to the damn Queen... 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. Wow did a 14 year old idealist write this? Ladies there is something called time management. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. There is this thing, it is called "domestic abuse." I wonder if you have ever heard of it? I also wonder if there is a srapped number 27 that says a girl should be allowed to drag the guy outside and go American History X-style on him for getting out of line. Sadly not. 16. Smile a lot. Okay, any guy who smiles a lot is a broken person. Now I know it looks like he is always smiling and is perfectly content, but he isn't. He is dead inside. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa- no. 18. Appreciate you. Alright but is "thank you" not good enough to say to a girl? 19. Help others out. Okay this one is going to be long. First off, so helping the girl out doesn't matter? I would think it would matter. Secondly, do you mean minor things like help them move a couch or something? Then I can do that. But thridly, do you mean help EVERYONE with they're problems? If so what is it you think you would have accomplished? If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the world, you will only weaken yourself... and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards. You would steal that struggle from them, cheapened it. If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles. And when they triumph, they will be even stronger for they're victory. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. What?! Listen, unless a girl has something important to go to, I want more then a frickin' hour (and a wasted tank of gas) to spend with her! 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. Why would my friends even care?! 22. Sing, even if he can't. I can sing just fine. So take that. 23. Have a creative sense of humor. Hey, if I can make someone laugh just once then that okay with me. 24. Stare at you If you add 'break into your room at night and watch you sleep' into this one you'd have Edward Cullen syndrome. 25. Call for no reason. What if I don't call but still care for my girl? Does that make me lesser? 26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it. I don't do any of that, but unless it's causing a huge rift in the relationship, f*** off. And what's up with the weird lapse into text speak here? There is also this thing called "compromise." So I'm done ranting. So what do you all think of that list. Give your thoughts and opinions.
This was actually a good read, some stupid stuff where you were totally wrong and you sound like a total prick, and wont have a good relationship with that type of attitude towards most things, but that's even if you want one, but some of it was really funny. You did make some good points in some places. This goes against most of what you just said.
Yeah, good luck getting a relationship with that attitude >_> While some of the stuff I don't agree with in that list, I've seen most of those things in a lot of relationships. And here's the bigger shocker, it actually works, despite the cheesiness.
So I'm internally dead because I don't walk around looking like my family has just died all the time, am I?
In regards to number five, most of us girls love to have a man at her back, if you get me. If you don't, you couldn't have had that many hormones floatin around in the first place.
If a girl wants me to give her the remote during the game (and it's not Call of Duty), it better be so she can put some new batteries in it.
Great responses you had there... ...if you want to stay in the friendzone. Im giving the benefit of the doubt here, but I think the list writer acknowledged that some of these things are "strange" or at least unorthodox. But thats the whole point. Girls tend to feel special and know that guys are attracted to them when they do some of these things because it shows that they're going the extra mile, out of there comfort zone and what not. Otherwise they might just feel like any of their other friends. Still, I pretty much take Forsaken's point on most of these things listed...I dont really agree with all of them, but they work, and I guess thats all that matters right?
I saw this article before and I was like "oh cool, I do a lot of these things anyway, I must do pretty well" AND THEN YOU COME ALONG AND SMASH MY PERFECT LITTLE GLASS BUBBLE YOU DICK