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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Ars Nova, Mar 22, 2010.

  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I just had a battle for KH-V's soul.

    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Iago has challenged you to a battle! Sending 'bhelp' will display commands.
    *I have the best idea for an attack name ever
    *go WHAT?
    *Ne'er-do-well sent forth WHAT?! 495HP, 129ATK, 164DEF, 108SPC, 165SPE, FIRE type.
    Iago says:
    *go spdude
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Iago sent forth SPDUDE! 466HP, 197ATK, 197DEF, 136SPC, 139SPE, GHOST type.
    *WHAT? is first.
    Grounded says:
    *me after, I can't stand this fucking project lol
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *oh lol
    Grounded says:
    *lol'd
    Iago says:
    *okay you play winner
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *This is gonna be epic
    Grounded says:
    *alrighty
    Iago says:
    *use MONEY
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *use EXTENSIVE HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE
    *WHAT?'s EXTENSIVE HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE did 36 damage!
    SPDUDE: 430/466 HP
    *I'm first derk
    Iago says:
    *frack
    *use YUSUF
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's YUSUF did 73 damage!
    WHAT?: 422/495 HP
    *use NONSENSICAL ABSURDIST RHETORIC
    *SPDUDE dodged WHAT?'s NONSENSICAL ABSURDIST RHETORIC!
    *hmmmm
    Iago says:
    *MUAHAHA
    Grounded says:
    *this is hilarious
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I see I will have to get serious
    Iago says:
    *use ASS WHIPING WITH DOLLAR BILLS
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's ASS WHIPING WITH DOLLAR BILLS did 111 damage!
    WHAT?: 311/495 HP
    *use I SEE I WILL HAVE TO GET SERIOUS
    *WHAT?'s I SEE I WILL HAVE TO GET SERIOUS did 30 damage!
    SPDUDE: 400/466 HP
    Iago says:
    *use $UPER $AIYAN $EVEN
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's $UPER $AIYAN $EVEN did 36 damage!
    WHAT?: 275/495 HP
    *use POSHMOBILE
    *WHAT?'s POSHMOBILE did 57 damage!
    SPDUDE: 343/466 HP
    Iago says:
    *Time to step it up
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I am fighting a losing battle D8
    Iago says:
    *use PIMPMOBILE
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's PIMPMOBILE did 86 damage!
    WHAT?: 189/495 HP
    *I have no choice
    *I must use my secret attack
    *Please work
    *I'm putting all my faith in this attack
    *use YOU MUST REALIZE I AM WEARING NO PANTALOONS
    *SPDUDE dodged WHAT?'s YOU MUST REALIZE I AM WEARING NO PANTALOONS!
    *NO
    Grounded says:
    *HA
    *AHAH
    Iago says:
    *xd
    Grounded says:
    *AHAHA
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *...Wait
    *Perhaps...
    Iago says:
    *You've left yourself wide open for...
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *YES! AN INSIDE JOKE!
    Iago says:
    *use DATABASE ERROR
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's DATABASE ERROR did 65 damage!
    WHAT?: 124/495 HP
    *Formidable
    *BUT NOT ENOUGH
    Iago says:
    */gasp
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *NOW FACE THE WRATH OF
    *use L LAWLIET IS SECRETLY A ROCK
    *WHAT?'s L LAWLIET IS SECRETLY A ROCK did 34 damage!
    SPDUDE: 309/466 HP
    *...fffffffuck
    Iago says:
    *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    *oh
    *that wasn't too bad
    *NOW
    *FEEL THE UNPRECEDENTED HORROR THAT IS
    *use MAGICAL PONY RIDE
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's MAGICAL PONY RIDE did 121 damage!
    WHAT?: 3/495 HP
    *...I... can feel my life... slipping away
    *"NO! ASHWIN, IT IS NOT OVER YET."
    Iago says:
    *That's the hooves
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *...Could it be...?
    Iago says:
    *... /gasp
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *"YES. LET'S TAKE HIM TOGETHER. MY POSH FRIEND."
    *return
    *Ne'er-do-well called back WHAT?.
    *go NOUVEAU NOVA
    *Ne'er-do-well sent forth NOUVEAU NOVA! 412HP, 102ATK, 144DEF, 163SPC, 156SPE, WATER type.
    Iago says:
    *... WHAT IS ALL THIS?
    *OKAY WE'LL PLAY YOUR WAY
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME, SPDUDE
    Iago says:
    *use POOR GRAMMAR THAT WILL ANNOY THE ENGLISH MAJOR
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's POOR GRAMMAR THAT WILL ANNOY THE ENGLISH MAJOR did 197 damage!
    NOUVEAU NOVA: 215/412 HP
    Iago says:
    *I know where it huts most
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *>_o
    *NOT BAD
    *use TENTACLE RAPE
    *NOUVEAU NOVA's TENTACLE RAPE did 16 damage!
    SPDUDE: 293/466 HP
    Iago says:
    */B| bring it
    *SPDUDE HAS NO GENITALIA
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Hm, I suppose not
    Iago says:
    *use POWER THIRST
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's POWER THIRST did 118 damage!
    NOUVEAU NOVA: 97/412 HP
    Iago says:
    */ha
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *use BUY THE SITE
    *NOUVEAU NOVA's BUY THE SITE did 20 damage!
    SPDUDE: 273/466 HP
    Grounded says:
    *oh dayum
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Of course, I don't have enough money
    Iago says:
    *Oh God, spdude's a tank
    *use SELL THE SITE FOR HOOKERS AND BOW
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE's SELL THE SITE FOR HOOKERS AND BOW did 70 damage!
    NOUVEAU NOVA: 27/412 HP
    Iago says:
    *fuck, I meant blow
    *It would have done more damage t.t
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *HAHA
    *YOUR FATAL ERROR HAS LEFT ME AN OPENIN G
    Iago says:
    *t.t
    *NOES
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *...to run like a little girl
    *return
    *Ne'er-do-well called back NOUVEAU NOVA.
    *go HASEO
    *Ne'er-do-well sent forth HASEO! 463HP, 132ATK, 168DEF, 152SPC, 157SPE, FIRE type.
    *"LET'S GO HOE"
    Iago says:
    *.... this just got serious
    *return
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Iago called back SPDUDE.
    Iago says:
    *go XAALE
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Iago sent forth XAALE! 440HP, 125ATK, 147DEF, 111SPC, 125SPE, FLYING type.
    Iago says:
    *lolwut
    Grounded says:
    *I CAN FLY
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *but noooo it was supposed to be a fight to the death between SPDude and the people of the forum D:
    Iago says:
    *OMFG YES
    *...
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *use SEXY DEEP VOICE
    Iago says:
    *return
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *HASEO's SEXY DEEP VOICE did 134 damage!
    XAALE: 306/440 HP
    *Iago called back XAALE.
    *LOL
    Grounded says:
    *LMAO
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *THE DAMAGE IS DONE
    Grounded says:
    *IT'S TOO MUCH
    Iago says:
    *go spdude + Xaale hybrid
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Iago sent forth SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID! 445HP, 129ATK, 118DEF, 169SPC, 156SPE, GROUND type.
    *You were really weak to that
    *...
    *return
    *Ne'er-do-well called back HASEO.
    Iago says:
    */gasp
    Grounded says:
    *Lolface
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *go ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP
    *Ne'er-do-well sent forth ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP! 457HP, 155ATK, 157DEF, 144SPC, 157SPE, NORMAL type.
    Iago says:
    *OH GOD
    *JUST GOT FUCKIN' SERIOUS
    Grounded says:
    *LOL NORMAL TYPE
    Iago says:
    *use RICH CHUPACABRA
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's RICH CHUPACABRA did 55 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 402/457 HP
    *This is perfectly normal
    *use TOSS THE L ROCK
    *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's TOSS THE L ROCK did 96 damage!
    SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 349/445 HP
    Iago says:
    *FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    *use FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF did 63 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 339/457 HP
    *use SHARP, SPINY TENTACLE RAPE/MUTILATION
    *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's SHARP, SPINY TENTACLE RAPE/MUTILATION did 89 damage!
    SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 260/445 HP
    Iago says:
    *use TOM'S INFINITE RAGE
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's TOM'S INFINITE RAGE did 63 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 276/457 HP
    Iago says:
    *that was anti climactic /B(
    *t.t NO
    Grounded says:
    */B( you tried
    Iago says:
    *oh
    *wait
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *use EXODIA... OBLITERATE!!
    *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's EXODIA... OBLITERATE!! did 114 damage!
    SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 146/445 HP
    Iago says:
    *are you still here- OH THERE HE IS
    Grounded says:
    *OH GOD OH GOD
    Iago says:
    *OW
    *OH THAT'S IT, YOU CUNT
    *use SETO KAIBA'S DRAGON FETISH
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's SETO KAIBA'S DRAGON FETISH did 37 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 239/457 HP
    Iago says:
    *WTF
    Grounded says:
    *fail
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I THINK NOT
    *use ERUPTIIIING, BURNIIIING, FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's ERUPTIIIING, BURNIIIING, FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR did 113 damage!
    SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 33/445 HP
    Iago says:
    *GOD DAMN IT
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *You have already sent forth SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID.
    Grounded says:
    *it's orange im-

    not even gonna
    Iago says:
    *...
    *use it's orange imo
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's IT'S ORANGE IMO did 57 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 182/457 HP
    Iago says:
    *FFFFFFFF /raeg
    Grounded says:
    *MY COLOR BLINDNESS IS FAILING
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *Now for the finish
    Iago says:
    *IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE D:
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I call upon the holy powers of MS Paint Adventure
    *To grant me the strength to vanquish my enemy
    *ONCE
    *AND
    *FOR
    *ALL
    Iago says:
    *... PLEASE NO t.t
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *use SEPULCHRITUDE
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID dodged ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's SEPULCHRITUDE!
    *...YOU SON OF A BITCH
    Grounded says:
    *HA
    *AHAHA
    Iago says:
    *HAHAHA
    *now...time for something devastating
    *use ALWAYS ON TOP
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's ALWAYS ON TOP did 73 damage!
    ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 109/457 HP
    Grounded says:
    *I love that that's the thing that's done the most so far
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I'm afraid the Nova half of our glorious hybrid does not mind being submissive ;p
    Iago says:
    *.. it is
    Grounded says:
    *for the Xaale/spdude hybrid
    Iago says:
    *oh wow :v
    Grounded says:
    *and loool
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *THE MSPAINT ADVENTURE REFERENCE SPRING HAS NOT RUN DRY
    *DESPERATION ATTAAAACK
    *use THE CANDY CORN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME
    *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's THE CANDY CORN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME did 88 damage!
    SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 0/445 HP
    *Congratulations, Ne'er-do-well! You have defeated Iago!
    Grounded says:
    *Lol aw
    Iago says:
    *t.t
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    * *breathe*
    * *pant*
    * *wheeze*
    *I...
    *did it...
    Grounded says:
    *Lolface
    Ne'er-do-well says:
    *I defeated the eval
    *KH-V is safe once again
    *Post this epic shyt y/n?
    Grounded says:
    *Yes
    Iago says:
    *Y
     
  2. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    a website has a soul?
     
  3. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    That was a pretty epic battle.
     
  4. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    This was the most fun I've had on MSN in ages.
     
  5. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Holy crap...these pokemon battles sound awesome. I got to try this out.
     
  6. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    ......ポケモン?
     
  7. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Don't really know that much Japanese but I do plan to learn it. Tried using a online translator to find out what you said and I got like 5 different things, so can you tell what you said?
     
  8. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Okay, like I said, I don't speak Japanese but I want to learn it. I only know English and Portuguese.
     
  9. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Cool, that would be awesome.

    PM me about it

    It's also amazing how this thread went from saving KHV's soul to learning Japanese. Spam is awesome.
     
  10. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Put some bread on it.
     
  11. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    do you think you could help me start out, too?
     
  12. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I would so fail if I tried this.
    I'll just watch. :3
     
  13. Juicy Chaser

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    I didn't have the patience to read all that. xD
     
  14. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Neither did I.
     
  15. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    ....that was the best battle ever. ;c;
    I remember using Lady Gaga and it took 370 HP off the opponent xD
     
  16. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    awesome! it'll be great to learn from someone who knows it as a first language!
     
  17. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Nova, do we ever plan on un-merging? I would not mind if not for the fact that my left hand being your nose is becoming a tad annoying for myself.
     
  18. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Oh yeah sorry about that

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