Guys we can all time travel

We are traveling through time right now

 

I knew my box was working!

 

lolbiscuits

 

ellohellwhut?

 

Traveling through the present at an average rate? I suppose.

 

By this logic, coal is dark matter.
Protip: It's not

When words are put together or modified they can take on whole new concepts
hence the reason why people named Dick aren't literally penises.

 

Can you help me in getting to space?

 

But we must not forget Zeno's paradox. Each instant is separate from the others, so while you may say that we are traveling through time, it is more accurate to say that each instant contains a slightly different version of reality; the next instant contains one in which I have 'moved' slightly, or have experienced something slightly different. Experienced more.

 

I've got a time machine at home

Spoiler

It only goes forward at regular speed

Spoiler

It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote "Time Machine" in Sharpie

 

Coal is dark matter. It's just not Dark Matter. Capitalization is everything.

>.>

 

Your picture is better.

 

Snake, where are you ? Snake ? SNAAAAAAKE !!!

 

So what happens if the word dark matter is the first word in my sentence?

Dark matter is cool.

 

That's just the outside. It's bigger on the inside.

 

About 80% of the universe's matter is partly comprised of coal? I must say that everything certainly makes sense at the moment.

 

And yet we're concerned about fossil fuels. pfft

 

Coal?
What are you talking about?
I was obviously referring to black people.