Guys, i've totally had a genius ****ing idea

Ok, ok so. What we do is, we take a tent.

Then we get a hippo.

And we put it into the tent.

And we sell it as a ****ing hippo/tent combo.

**** yes i will get all the monies.

 

Uh, sir, it seems we had a problem in the manufacturing. See, our shipment of hippos coming in this month were actually, uh.....well...sir, they were....Hungry Hungry Hippos, sir.

We have a complaint from a family in Wisconsin saying that their boy's shoelaces were eaten right off the shoe, sir.


They demand a complete refund and accommodations to be made for the boy's losses.