Guys, how do I tell this girl I know that I...

[Think she's a ****ing b.itch. Any ideas on how to do this without actually saying it?]

 

Yes, like this:

:3

 

I want something a bit...more clever...?

 

Dear SoandSo:

You are standing in my aura bubble. Please stay away at least twenty-feet from me. I don't want my eyes to disentergrate everytime I see you.

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P.S. You're still standing in my aura. My aura fills this whole world.

(I tried, but I fail at insults. XD)

 

Hey. Get fucked.

 

Alright guys, it seems like I've found my answer. Don't worry, you all get some rep for helping though.


<3

 

Lolz, mine was just dodging the problem. XD

Jiku was straight to the point. Bravo.

 

Well, it seems like we've learned a lesson.































Don't know what the lesson is? Well don't look at me, I don't know either.

 

Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion?

 

Lol


Spongebob???

 

Or how about never wear brown shoes with a blue suit?

 

How about an illgoical and complex plot that ends with the words "f*** you" burned into her house's front lawn?

 

I dunno, could be illegal.

 

Like so:

"I would say that you are not a ****ing b!tch, but I hate lying."

 

That's why I said illgoical and complex plot, use a series of events (nonsensical events are opional) that end with that result. A la Xanatos from Gargoyles.

 

Uhhh.yeah.... Right.

 

It would be fun. <3

 

I'll just send her flowers, and the card will say "Screw you". Yeah.

 

Say "I wanna have yur babies :/8D:"

Worked for a friend of mine.

 

Just do what they do in Glee.

Throw a slushie in her face.