Gotta love being a normal member

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by GhettoXemnas, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Yupp, just a normal member of KHV nothing to see here guise
     
  2. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh goodness, I wonder how that happened... o:
     
  3. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I really think the white looks good on me, though I think there may be some side effects.
     
  5. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Good god man, what has happened?
     
  6. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    What sort of side effects? You can still jump, right?
     
  7. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    If enough people show interest, I may share an account of exactly how this came to be. It's quite the riveting tale.
     
  8. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh yes, do tell!
     
  9. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Indeed, do tell. I'm curious now.
     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Figure a way to make me blue? :lolface:

    But seriously what'd you change your email to this time?
     
  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    You must share.
     
  12. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Well you see, it all started a few nights ago while I was reminiscing about old members that are long gone.

    I began to study up on the art of Member Transmutation, you see. It is an ancient taboo, outlawed by the staff and guarded by some of the older premiums. We all know my great love of obeying the rules, though, so I went ahead with my plan anyway.

    I assembled the needed materials, a hair from the head of Alice, the password from a banned user's account, an image of Misty at age 12, a small piece broken off of Neku's ancient ban hammer, a rain drop from CtR's beautiful aura and then once they were all ready, I recited the ancient chant. It goes like this:

    WARNING: DO NOT SAY IT OUT LOUD. JUST DON'T.


    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts Kids, lets log on to KH-Vids
    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts Kids, lets log on to KH-Vids
    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts Kids, lets log on to KH-Vids

    After the chant was said, the forum reverted to a nostalgic black layout and I almost felt urge to role-play. Almost.

    Then, everything started to spin and all the pink color began to fade out of me. I turned a fine white color and lost a bit of my memories pertaining to some secret section somewhere.

    I looked around, and no one else was there. My attempt had failed and the member I tried to bring back(Who had died after seemingly conquering the affliction known as "Name Cancer") was nowhere to be seen and even worse was the fact that the side effects of my folly have only just started. I feel it may become worse in the coming days. You all have been warned.
     
  13. Llave Superless Moderator

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    You forgot catching one of Roxas' alts in a Pokéball.
     
  14. Amaury Chaser

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    So you were pink, went to white, went back to pink, and are now white again...?
     
  15. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Well, I was riveted.
     
  16. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    *wipes a tear* That was truly a tragedy. -le sniff- I suspect they'll make a Lifetime movie out of it.
     
  17. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    That was quite a tale. Do you think you will ever get your pink name back?
     
  18. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    That may be why it didn't work...

    Side effects

    It seems to fade in and out. After the last post I made in this thread, I lost my ability to post up until now. What could happen in the next few days is anyone's guess.
     
  19. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Ghetto, being banned in the slowest manner possible 2012.
     
  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Mayhaps the staff are using you as a test subject for new disciplinary methods.