Going to a haunted house for the first time..

I'm leaving soon, any advice so I don't die?
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Every time you see something scary, laugh. It helps.

 

Watch out for the butler.

 

Notice the fake-ness of everything there.

Unless of course, a real haunted house... pray x3 And what Absol said, laugh. ^^

 

A flashlight.

Your best defense against the dark.

 

Unless that happens.

There is only one thing you need.
FLAMETHROWER.
You know what to do. 8D

Or you could start flailing around screaming and see what happens. 83

 

Bring an extra pair of underwear.

Oh shi- I think I know which zoo...

 

Good luck. My first Haunted House experience was awful. I was uber scared, started running towards the door, then tripped and fell into a man with a chainsaw.
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I want to hear the rest of this one. 8D

 

I second that D:

I went to one today, too. Except not inside, only the outside because it was on a press trip with my aunt. She had a couple of places to go, so we couldn't go inside. She had to get the stories in by Monday, too.​

 

I just dun llike scary things. It was some radio station haunted house. I just went with my friend Emma and they forced me to go inside. It was just scary. Dx Strobe-lights and everything was fine until someone grabbed me from behind.
I hate it when they touch you.
So I freak out and clung to Emma and then a scary looking clown grabbed my foot and I spun around and started running back xD
The dude with the chainsaw just stood there when I fell on him too. Scared me. v.v​

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