God, Angel or Saviour

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    You can only choose only one of these three:

    A God who will pander to all your otaku needs. She will entertain you for the rest of your life. You will heed her every word, no matter how stupid it sounds. She can change the world on a whim, but cannot change it for the better, nor she can change you. She will be your God and you her servant, and she won't let you go. You're stuck in an endless loop of happy and enjoyable things with her, and you won't be able to get out.

    An Angel who wants to cure your hikki and otaku ways. She's cute and nice. Naive. She offers you hep by giving you counseling every night -- with just the two of you. She will even go as far as pretending to be your girlfriend so you could look good to your mom!

    Or.

    A Savior who sees your value as a person. He sees your abilities are gone to waste and he wants you to join him and change society. Even if you're an unemployed, uneducated person, he sees so much potential in you. He wants you to realize that world the pretty ****ed up, and he wants you to be part of the solution.

    Who will it be then?
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Are the genders fixed or do we apply either one we want.
     
  3. Toshi Banned

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    You're all f*cked up
     
  4. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Genders are how they appear in the pic.
     
  5. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The savior.

    By a fucking landslide.
     
  6. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    None are transvestites.

    Though it's debatable if God has a gender at all.

    Takizawa please.
     
  7. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    God, hands down!


    Trust me dude, God is not a dude.
     
  8. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    God is an ever-loving, peace-making, child-producing being who loves us all as his equal children.
    We shouldn't judge our leader by their gender, features, or appearence. their expectations to us include our appreciation towards them being a sensual act of pure instinct.

    ...He just happens to have a penis.
     
  9. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    all sausage, no veg, hunny.
     
  10. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    God please.
     
  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Haruhi is eccentric and uncontrollable. Dunno who the third one is. Angel for me.
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    God.

    Because Haruhi is awesome.
     
  13. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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  14. Hayabusa Venomous

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    What'chu talkin' bout my waifu for?
     
  15. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    How does one depend on god?
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    WHEN THERE IS A MAN WHO SURPASSES GOD!?
     
  16. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Come on, she's cute.
     
  17. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Saviour .
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Haruhi doesn't have a penis.