Proceed to end for the point of this thread. Arrive to find three girls and one other guy. Oh, and it turns out that it was supposed to be a sleep over kind of thing. Okay. So we're watching Edward Scissorhands, and it ends. Still cool. Minutes after the end, a voice calls, "Charlotte, your mom's here!" So Charlotte goes upstairs and leaves. Two girls, two guys. Half hour later. "Mary, time to go home!" And Mary proceeds up the stairs, never to be seen again. Two guys, one girl. Sweet. We pop in Frankenthumb and watch it. It ends, so The Blair Thumb goes in next. A few minutes later: "Keith! Time to go!" And he goes. One guy (myself) and one girl (the host). We finish watching The Blair Thumb. Lulz occur when I suddenly mention how I just realized how sad it is that Edward Scissorhands will never be CPR certified. Movie ends. We play a board game and then decide to chat whilst finishing the snacks. I'm feeling awkward. Why isn't she feeling awkward? Does she actually enjoy this? Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Calm down. Calm down. It's never what you think. This only happens in the movies. I'm safe. No need to wor-OH GOD WHY DID SHE JUST SMILE? WOMAN ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME HALF TO DEATH WITH YOUR LACK OF ABILITY NOT TO FLIRT WITH EVERY GUY YOU MEET? SERIOUSLY! Host goes upstairs to change into her night clothes. I stay in the basement in my L cosplay outfit. Seconds later... "AJ, you're going to need to leave. Dad doesn't want just one other person sleeping over. Come on, we'll drive you home." Sigh of relief. On the drive home I explain that I'm sort glad I'm going home because I can't stand being alone in a room with a girl. Any girl. The point I'm getting to here is this. Axelchanviii, will you unofficially marry me on this forum? We can have a real, traditional Haruhiist wedding. What do you say?
Here be the real tl;dr version: I'm a sad sad person who thinks every girl flirts with me when they're just being nice. Oh and I made one joke the entire night. You really need to work on your tl;drs KS
I actually have the same problem, but since I have a lot of friends who are guys, it mostly just happens with guys I don't know so well. XD
All I read were the last few sentences and I gathered that you are a huge ******. Enjoy your Halloween.
