ok so theres this moose and he goes to the store he goes up to the girl at the counter and is like "do you know where the potatoes are?" and the girl says "yeah they're down aisle 5" so the moose goes down aisle 5 AND THERE AINT NO POTATOES AHAHAHAHA
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Geeze, it's hot in here" The second muffin says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Have I ever told you that you're 20% Cooler than 80% of this forum? Because I should have a long ass time ago.