FML in the ars.

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML





In this thread, post tons of your own FML's. FML thread, go!


(the one I have above isn't my own; it's from the site)

 

I'm gay.

FML.

 

Hey Jerome what's going o-

FML.

 

tea bagging



FML

 

I walked into the math classroom on the first day of the semester. I see three forms written on the board.
y=a(x-h)²+k
y=ax²+by+c
y=a(x-r)(x-s)

I wanted to run from the room screaming "FML"!

No, I'm still not over that.

 

http://www.kh-vids.net/group.php?groupid=300

FML

 

Today, I found out vertex form in algebra is the most pointless thing ever. I'm not DesCartes. And if I was, I'd jump off a cliff into a pool of blood-thirsty sheep dogs.

FML

 

Jumped on a chair, it broke and I got bruised pretty badly. Mom came in and started attacking me with her shoe.

FML.

 

I drove 500 miles to watch 43 drivers driver around a race track twice.

It was actually enjoyable.