Fayt, I am so sorry

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by P, Oct 23, 2011.

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  1. P Banned

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    But I love Wolfie more than you ever can.

    Wolfie, DPwolf, The Great Spam-Devourer, I am convinced; you are the one for me. My love for you started back in 2007, when I first noticed you in all your purpley glory, but I was too intimidated to act on my instincts. The truth is, you scared me. But now I'm coming out of hiding and bearing my heart for all to see.

    You and I have so much in common, it's scary. You like Kingdom Hearts, and I like Kingdom Hearts. You like Madoka, and I like Madoka. You were challenged by Sforzato over the texture of the tentacle you would like to be violated by, and I was challenged by Sforzato over the texture of the tentacle I would like to be violated by. Coincidences like this do not arise by chance. You were undoubtedly made for me, and I for you.

    So I ask you, in public, for all to see,

    DPwolf,

    Will you marry me?
     
    P, Oct 23, 2011
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  2. Amaury Chaser

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    Awkward thread is awkward.
     
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  3. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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  4. Keychain System Two?!

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    You've got some nerve boy. You think you can just walk in and attempt to make Wolfie give up her man for you? You make me sick.


    However, I envy your courage.
    *SIGH*
     
    Keychain System, Oct 23, 2011
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  5. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Can I be best man?
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  6. Llave ℓιℓ' яє∂

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    Oh gawd, love at first tentacle violation. This is genuine.
     
    Llave, Oct 23, 2011
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  7. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'll be a bridesman.

    Bridesmaids + The Hangover = P and Wolfie's wedding reception.
     
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  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    ...Y--

    ...Wh--

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    Err
     
    Ars Nova, Oct 23, 2011
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  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I envy this man's courage.

    ;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;~;
     
    ShibuyaGato, Oct 23, 2011
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  10. TsumetaiTaichou Merlin's Housekeeper

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    is this how you propose

    right best start taking notes, just in case the occasion arises
     
    TsumetaiTaichou, Oct 23, 2011
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  11. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    [video=youtube;zqBa6zWf9bQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqBa6zWf9bQ[/video]

    P, you're in the way.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Oct 23, 2011
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  12. Keychain System Two?!

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    I see Wolfie has yet another admirer.
     
    Keychain System, Oct 23, 2011
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  13. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    Back off dude she is mine.
     
    ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠, Oct 23, 2011
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  14. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Wasn't she still red at that point?
     
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  15. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Look at it this way.

    Families only get together at funerals, milestone birthdays and weddings.

    So after the wedding reception, see you all in another 4 years!
     
    Peace and War, Oct 23, 2011
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  16. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    She wasn't even red yet xD
     
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  17. Keychain System Two?!

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    Wouldn't that make P a pedophile?
     
    Keychain System, Oct 23, 2011
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  18. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    P for Pedophile!
    Vote now!
     
    Peace and War, Oct 23, 2011
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  19. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'll bake the cake. I love me a good excuse to bake.

    It'll be 4 stories high.
     
    Loxare, Oct 23, 2011
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  20. Keychain System Two?!

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    I'll get the contractor.
     
    Keychain System, Oct 23, 2011
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