Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Today in acting class, this one girl was like, "Something smells funny... do you smell that?" I wasn't really paying attention, as I was talking to some other people, so I didn't really think much of it.

So the girl reaches into her bag and then suddenly lets out this ear piercing scream, causing everyone in the class to jump/freak out and our teacher to come running in.

There was a dead rat in the girl's bag.

I almost gagged.

 

el oh el .

 

CHEESYKINS

WHY DID YOU CRAWL IN THE NICE LADY'S BAG?

CHEESYKINS SAY SOMETHING

DEAR GOD *wail*

 

Was it rotting? Do you have pics?

 

Well, it had already started to smell, if that means anything.

And nope, sorry. I was too busy trying not to hurl.

 

That doesn't mean anything. Was there any visible decay on the body of this rat.

 

Possibly a little bit, I only saw it for a second or two before people took it out of the room... you seem to really want this rat to be decaying...

 

Did you eat it?

 

It was probably diseased! O_O

...You want it?

 

cool story bro

 

So that's what happened to my lunch.

 

I want details on this rat. What kind of rat was it.

 

It was a big hairy ugly scary gross rat.

...I think the technical name for it is "Bigus Harius Uglius Rattus".

 

Fine. What COLOR was this rat's hair.

 

Lol, "rat's hair" makes me think of a rat with a toupee...

It's fur was darkish grey.

 

About how big was this rat?

 

Umm like the size of a hand I think... I would have taken notes if I'd known there'd be a quiz on this!! D:

 

Alright, I'm good now.

 

Guile: Hey Ken, can I borrow your lawn mower?
Ken: ...SURE-YOU-KEN

 

This is why you shouldn't keep single tampons in your bags, girlies.