Epic Poems

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    In english we've been reading many epic poems. I will wirte one and it shall be so epic that it will be studied in school hundreds of years from now and I shall be remembered for it. All I can say is it will be epic. So epic that it would be impossible to write because words can't describe it's epic potential and I'm to lazy to write it anyway.
     
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  2. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    A friend of mine wrote one about how a bill becomes a law. It actually was rather epic.
     
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  3. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Believe in me
    Who believes in you
     
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  4. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Epic can always
    Prevail against you! =D
     
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  5. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The roses have wilted,
    the violets are dead.
    The sugar bowl's empty,
    and so is your head.
     
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  6. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Think more Odyssey.
     
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  7. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Roses are red
    Violets are purple
    The flowers are dead
    And you are slow like a turtle

    Odyssey meets Iliad meets Gilgamesh.
     
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  8. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Gilgamesh was pretty much the funniest thing I've ever read, it beats out Hitchhikers Guide and the internet.
     
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  9. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Yes, gilgamesh was quite amusing.
     
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    I am sitting on a cloud,
    I got smoke coming from my seats.
    Playing basketball on the moon,
    I have the world beneath my feet.
    Swimming laps around a bottle of Louis...The 13th
    Jumping off of a mountain into a sea of Codeine
    I’m at the top of the top but still I climb,
    And if I should ever fall, the ground will then turn to wine.
    I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
    And violets are blue,
    Roses are red
    Daisies are yellow,
    The flowers are dead.
    Wish I can give you this feeling that I feel like buying,
    And if my dealer don’t have no more...then I feel like dying

    GX and VGN knows this one.
     
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  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Trig knows it too bro.
    And I knew someone would post this.
     
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    Werd. That song gets me lifted, I swear. Especially when played backwards. I feel like dying then.
     
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  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I agree, though I've never heard it backwards.
     
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  14. SplitOverload Chaser

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    Ohmygod. Your missing on it. Go hear that ****, I swear hearing both of those get you in such a mood i cant even express it
     
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  15. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    OOOOOOOOOONLY ONCE THE DRUGS ARE DONE...THAT I FEEL LIKE DIEING! I FEEL LIKE DIEING!

    Damn, that is so scary, yet calming. I just won't listen to that song before I go to bed, though.

    I heard it once backwards, but couldn't decifer(sp?) the lyrics.
     
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