Micheal Jordan plays basketball with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and all the other Looney Tunes on a court the size of a football field with 150 foot high baskets against a team of dimwitted Jack and the Beanstalk-esque giants who are each ~30-40 feet tall. The only equalizing factor is that each member of Team Looney Tunes has recently been bitten by a mutant spider and can now do anything that a spider can.
