"Um, excuse me sir, you have just forced your clenched fist into my unsuspecting jaw bone. I would like to politely ask you to not do it again on the account that it was quite painful. Please don't do it again, if you would be so kind, I would like to enjoy my crumpets without my jaw bone in pain."
They're the newest fad it seems "Dude she called you a shorty." "OH Hell no, lift me up!" There's a varying degree of success :b
We don't sound like that... My golly gosh, how impolite. We British don't spend all our time drinking tea and eating crumpets and butter- only weekdays. And we're not all that posh, we just like speaking properly. :lolface: