Dr.John...I need your help

Im throwing up blood and speaking pig latin, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!??!??!?!


I REALLLY NEEED YOUR HELP, NAO!

 

*In phony doctor costume*

Hm... We MUST operate! Get up on the table!

 

*Hands you a bottle of horse laxatives*

Take about 5 doses of this. Come back in a few days and tell me if it helped.

 

I'm sorry, sir. You have SuddenUnexpectedDeath Syndrome.

 

*Five days later* IM DYING NAO! AND IT MAKING MY BODY LOSE ALL WATER!

 

*Grabs Toothbrush*

We must make an inscision above the sternum!

 

*gives u cpr*
LIVE DAMMIT, LIVE!

 

HELLP! It's making my body mutate into a POKEMON!

 

You guys should've just stuck with my diagnosis.

 

*takes out a pokeball and smirks*

 

*Dressed as May, Grabs Pokeball, Pushes darkblade outta the way*

Gotta catch 'em all!

 

That's normal. Quick, take this Viagra. Swallow all the tablets as fast as you can. If you have an erection lasting fewer then fourteen hours, then you're doing it wrong.

 

If it's a powerful pokemon, I must catch you.

._.

 

O_-o Im a horny pokemon nao..*runs away from teh pokeballs hehe..balls XD*

 

You dirty little horny pokemon.

._.

 

I should quote this..XD

 

HES MINE!
get ur ass over here sexy.

 

*Dressed as Dawn nao*

I hafta save you!

*Throws all pokeballs at Rayku-mon*








Hehe...












... Rayku-mon...

 

That should be your user title once you get prem.

 

OH YES! perfect idea XD *saves it* but the one i showed you us gonna be my epic username..



DBM IS GONNA RAPE ME AGAIN!