Don't throw cucumber....

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  1. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    ....You will be arrested.

    Seriously. Recently in the UK it has been revealed that police officers are arresting people for the silliest reasons. XD

    Here they are:

    # A man from Cheshire who was cautioned for being "found in possession of an egg with intent to throw"

    # A child in Kent who was arrested after removing a slice of cucumber from a sandwich and throwing it at another youngster

    # A West Midlands woman arrested on her wedding day for criminal damage after her foot slipped on her accelerator pedal and her vehicle damaged a car park barrier

    # A child from Kent who was arrested for throwing cream buns at a bus

    # A 70-year-old Cheshire pensioner who was arrested for criminal damage after cutting back a neighbour's conifer trees

    # An officer in the West Midlands who was told to caution a man for throwing a glass of water over his girlfriend

    # Two children from Manchester who were arrested for being in possession of a plastic toy pistol
     
  2. Rosey Chaser

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    Thats just weird. In china its illegal to spit in the streets...........*ponders about this subject*
     
  3. Nanaki Broken in six places

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    ...That's ridiculous! It's insane!! WTF???
     
  4. C This silence is mine

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    Woo that's totaly cool
     
  5. Mish smiley day!

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    *throws some cucumber at Darkandroid*. >D
     
  6. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    *Watches police take Mish away*

    Bye Mish. ^_^
     
  7. Soushirei 運命の欠片

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    The first two are really funny. XD

    "Sir, is that an egg?"
    "Yes..."
    "Are you planning to throw that egg, Sir?"
    "... No."
    "I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with me. And give me that egg."
     
  8. Nanaki Broken in six places

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    lol. No **** right? They cannot possess eggs...WTF???
     
  9. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    I know. XD

    Police are being forced to make such ludicrous arrests to hit home office targets. >_>
     
  10. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    I really love living in the UK. At least it's not boring...weird at times though. :D
     
  11. Azure Flame Banned

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    I read it's illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in Florida.
     
  12. Nanaki Broken in six places

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    ....WTF??!!! WHO WOULD???
     
  13. Yozora Archer

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    Wow lol eggs are liek funny. =D
     
  14. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Lmfao, wtf?

    xD
     
  15. Mish smiley day!

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    Looks like I bought the alligator lure, rope and plane tickets to Florida for NOTHING. T_T
     
  16. Chuck Norris Traverse Town Homebody

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    cucumber......
     
  17. Alice Banned

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    RULE #34 IN ACTION:

    SCALY BONDAGE GO
     
  18. saxoR_vs_aroS Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I think the guy who was cautioned in Cheshire with the egg was me...... oops. i was just throwing it at a friend to mess around. i was visiting cheshire not long ago and did that, and an officer cautioned me... 0.0
     
  19. Antidote Façade

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    I love this topic :3

    Chris Tarrant was arrested for throwing a spoon at a guy in a curry house. Woop woop xD ..because the spoon actually CUT the guy on the arm. =/ I couldn't believe that when I read it.
     
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