Do you know what these mean?

Do you know these expressions?

-I will change your lights.
-I autodesign.
-Slow the cabbages.
-With health your haircut.
-I took them in the skull.
-I'll break you in wood.
-Lay me the ball.
-Healthies!
-Do you have any talls on you?
-Person A:What are we going to do now?Person B: We do her.
-Goodrice/Goodroot.
-And the year's.

I might add more later.

 

I know none of those... and do I know you? For some reason, you seem familiar, even if your name eludes me...

 

Ehm... I'm Toshi, as I have always been.

 

This reminds me when Xaldin shared his whacked up strange Bermuda talk.

Are some of those supposed to sound kinky?

 

Jade! =D

 

Heh.Guys those are phrases that if you translate them word to word in greek they make sense.Toshi that was really random though.-__-

 

Can you guys at least try to make a meaning out of these? I want to see if they have even a small connection with their real meanings.