Do me a favor?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Ars Nova, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Don't scream.

    Just... hear what I've got to say. Then scream.

    So young... You've got so much to live for, and yet, where the hell are you? You're stuck in this house, you're stuck in this town. There's a great big world out there. You should travel. You can see it all. I can help you. You want Paris, Rome, Athens, you got it.

    'Course, if you don't help me, well, that's... a whole other picture.

    It's a simple deal. You let me in... I let you out.

    You know, it doesn't have to be unpleasant. Hell, I'd rather it wasn't! ...Tsk, all right, I know what you're thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit... Where's the payoff, huh?

    I'll make you a little promise. Just give me what I want, and nothing will happen to you.

    ...Has anyone ever told you how pretty you are? I know it sounds like a line... Lord knows I've used it... But I mean it. You know, I can see to it that you stay pretty. Forever. Think about it.

    All you have to do... is say 'yes.'

    *kisses your hand*

    Do we have a deal?​
     
  2. (╯°□°)╯︵ ıɥsoɯ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *thinks for a split second*

    I'm flattered by your offer...truely, I am...

    But beauty is of no importance to me....No matter who tells me otherwise...

    As for travel...I am fine...I can get by living in this reched life...
    Sure there are places I would want to go...but here is my home...

    However, no matter how much resistance I have upon me...
    I'll agree and so I say 'yes.'​
     
  3. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    William? Is that you?
     
  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Aww, how'd you guess?