Nope, real unicorns. We discovered that they are invisible in NYC, however, and from there determined that using their rainbow powers would cause far too much havoc than necessary.
I asked a similar question. Now excuse me while I go smash stars and fairies while listening to a looping Erasure song.
I assume this is an American term and custom for crotch grabbing. In that case I will refuse your offer. Though I shall offer you tea and cake or death?
I know a guy like you in real life. Three days ago he nearly set my friend on fire and he just got arrested for marijuana possession.