Dear God help me!

I can't stand stupid little kids shows that think they're so funny.
In the other room my brother (who's almost 13) is watching "icarly" or whatever the hell that crap is called. Why the hell do they put an oblivious fake laugh track in the background?!?
Someone please help me!!!

 

They put that there to make their viewers look like dumbasses and laugh with them.

 

you could.... Unplug the TV, take the remote and change the channels, or turn on music really loudly

 

Earphones, my dear friend.

Earphones.

 

He's gone now.

HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!!!

Change to House, CHANGE TO FUCKING HOUSE!!!

 

yes, change it to house!

 

Okay, i'm better now.

 

Wait untill he comes back.

 

oh shits, you're right.

 

Only thing to do.

Destroy the TV. Now.

 

Nickelodeon is dead man...DEAD..

 

Or just throw it in the lake in your backyard; and jump in.

 

...

Jump in the TV?

...

Brilliant.

 

And cartoon network. The late night shows (nick @ nite; adult swim) have all the good shows.
Seriously, the only thing I sometimes watch on there is the Star Wars show, but only because i love star wars (and it's also on adult swim and TNT)

Yes, then I can kill that damn Phinius and Ferb.

 

And maybe even find some Persona.

 

What about your true self?

What about god damned Naoto? Shadow Rise? Shadow Kanji?

I want answers.

 

Then why don't you jump in there too?

Here, I have a rope.

 

Oh yes. Let's.

As long as I get a Golf Club for a weapon.

 

Of course.

Make sure to say hi to Teddy for me.

 

Screw that, I have a Death Note and a Children's card game.