Dear Carid.....

[Bestie friend fowevear? <3]



Im sueing you because you failed at killing me by stuffing me in a bag and sending me into the ocean. I have a lawyer present and I EXPECT you there...AND BRING ADVENT IF YOU WANT...I DONT CARE!!!!

 

Shotgun defense attorney. B|

 

Me no get this -_-

 

You cannot sue me if you can't spell my name right :'D

 

This is mah lawyer...

 

Ohohoh, can I be the prosecutor? :'D

 

I'm with the jury!

this is so cool. I'm thinking about studying law when I grow up. XD

 

I wanna be prosecutor! >:

I call Klavier <3
Phoenix/Advent you're getting your ass beaten in court X[

 

Mah old lawyer died and she took over

 

I do believe I won the R. Kelly case, correct? I am the better lawyer. It's in my family's blood. >D

 

the new genration after appolo died...XD

 

No Haruhi Attorneys because I'm evil <3

THAT CASE WAS A FRAUD. D:<

 

is guilty as charged!!!

 

Wait for the Jurist System <3

 

That case was perfectly legitimate. It was as fair and constitutional as Cherokee Nation V. Georgia!

/U.S. history nerd

 

R. Kelly was only found guitly because the judge had to leave to meet Mr. Justice! D:<
Besides that was my twin brother. Robert. *Shot*

 

oh sorry. Can I say it now?

 

Thats LIES!

 

That's Wright! The name is Phoenix Wright!



Everyone knew that R. Kelly was completely and undeniably