Damn...

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

That bot could be a lot of things, but not clever.

 

That is pretty cool. Artificial intelligence....Lol.

 

I think i broke it's brain O.o

 

It says I'm it's long lost son.

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-eOuGAQSUMQIAAXEQKME-detail

.......he likes me. >_>

 

likes me a lot more >.>

 

ahahaha, see how it responds if you say fuck to it :V

 

now it thinks I'm a Leprechaun...and married me twice >.>

 

a few i got:

"User: Hojo's a pervert.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: Did I really?

Cleverbot: Sure did.

User: Did I telly you why?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, How else would Vincent's clothes have changed while he slept in the coffin. It was obviously Hojo who did it.

Cleverbot: I try to be logical.

User: Do you have a better explination?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me, how did Vincent change clothes if he was asleep the whole time?

Cleverbot: No, no, I am not married."

"User: Where's mother?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: We know you hid her, brother!

Cleverbot: Are they making you do this?

User: But sir! Surely you've noticed!

Cleverbot: I'll be working, most likely."

"User: You're a team player, A save the day superhero.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! You're just saying that because you can't accept that you're not alive.

User: I hate people like you.

Cleverbot: I love people like you."

"User: Hello.

Cleverbot: You're male?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You could still be male.

User: I'm not though.

Cleverbot: You could change your name by Deed-Poll."

"User: Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world?

Cleverbot: I want to learn about the world of you!

User: Um...what?

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: We only just met.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Uh, no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I didn't want to tell you this, but your not real.

Cleverbot: Do you want to now?

User: No! I will not marry you!

Cleverbot: *marries the Leprechaun TWICE*."

"User: Embrace your dreams, and protect your honor as SOLIDER!

Cleverbot: If you must insult me, at least be grammatically correct about it.

User: Insult? I was just telling you how to become a hero! And I was Grammaticly correct kthanx!

Cleverbot: You can keep talking to me. It'd be nice if you made more sense, though.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're excused.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page."

it does not know how to respond to quotes >.>

 

So I heard you like Mudkips
I do! Do you?
NO I DON'T ****ING LIKE MUDKIPS
If you don't say something so strange.

What?

 

I made it think it's a Zexion fan XD

 

Latest five lines:

ME: Have you?

IT: No I haven't been to the moon and I don't think I want to.

ME: Why not?

IT: Don't really know why and I don't like to watch the TV or movies that much.

ME: Then what are you?


It's taking a while to respond.

 

You mean iGod?

 

User: What is love?


Cleverbot: I don't know.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I'm waiting for you to open the conversation.


User: Are you Captain Condemn?


Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

 

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-qApIUKTLKHUFAMOMGFE-detail

way too much fun XD

 

The Cleverbot's a she.

._.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a female.

User: ._. Okay.

Cleverbot: Why are you afraid?

User: I'm not afraid. I'm just bored.

Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's a surprise. I think.

Cleverbot: That's good.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want to know something.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Some people are just like slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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XD

 

It:What's your name?

Me:I don't want to tell you.

It:I would be your boyfriend if you tell me your name.

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Oh lol.

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