Dammit!

My parents arent letting me have a birthday party...

Now what will I do to keep myself occupied??? :(

 

I choose not to have birthday parties anyway :v

 

Suicide is always fun

lolwut

 

Do you mean like a cake 'n' clowns party or a EPIC FtehW HOUSE PARTEH ?

File for child abuse.

 

you should spend your time making them feel bad for not letting you have a birthday party :P

 

Rule 34, my good sir/madam.

What exactly is the point of agreeing with a post that does not ask or holds any opinion whatsoever?

 

i never get parties, so stfu.

 

I haven't had a party since i was 5.

This thread makes me sad.

 

Beat your parents unconscious, lock them up in the basement and have one anyway.

 

Ask your parents to take you paintballing and shoot the **** out of them.

 

I agree with that

 

This.

Fixed.

 

1) Go to the pie shop...
2) Go berserk and throw them at your parents XD

 

I like that idea...=)

 

though I cannot say through personal experience, I can say from suggestive implications that while it cannot be proven, sex is a some what approvable way to occupy ones time

 

Yes, yes it is. You guys have given me a lot to think about

 

You doesn't? XD