Corrupted Wish Game V.2

Link to V.1
http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=26290

Here's how it works I wish for something and then the next poster corrupts the wish.
Example
Post 1: I wish I had a pet heartless.
Post 2: It steals your heart. I wish...
And it keeps itself going

Also no editing your posts or trying to uncorrupt your wishes or saying at the end of a wish "and that this wish can't be corrupted"

Anyway to kick off the game:

I wish I owned KH-Vids.

 

You own kh-vids.

I wish I could legally drive.

 

You get in a crash and are near mortally injured.

I wish more people treated me with respect and recognized my intelligence.

 

Granted, But people start liking and respecting you so much that they make you a king and the responsibility becomes too much for you to handle.

I wish that cartoon network would bring back all the great old shows and get rid of all the crappy new ones...

 

They make new episodes of the great old shows that turn out crappily.

I wish I had telekinesis!

 

you have no control over it


I wish for your soul >_>

 

But there would be only one episode of one show 24/7

I wish I was a girl.

 

You're an ugly girl.

I wish for a giant chocolate bunny.

 

The chocolate bunny turns out to be Dark Chocolate, which you don't like.

I wish to be happier.

 

u become happy but so happy u die of a heart attack

i wish i had alot of money :D

 

It's Monopoly money.

I wish I was a sexy girl with no diseases, problems, or anything of the sort. Perfect life. Perfect body.

 

She turns out to be a lesbian.

I wish someone would hug me.

 

someone rapes u till u die

i wish i had a car and a new one not crappy

 

Someone blows up the car with you in it.

I wish I had a better internet signal.

 

ur internet goes faster and better that ur whole comp. blows up from overload

i wish i had a new modded ps2

 

Granted, but your PS2 blows up whenever you turn it on.

I wish I had a boyfriend that was sexy.

 

The boyfriend cheated on you with Saki's hot lesbian girlfriend.

I wish that I would express my thoughts.

 

People immediately reject you.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

You work yoursellf to death.

I wish for people to know why I used two lls in the above sentence.

 

But they understand you to well and start copying you and you can't handle it.

I wish I had KH2FM+ and Swap Magic