Contrary to what my longer than average absence may suggest...

I am not dead. This is not a ghost posting. I am very much alive.

 

How long were you gone?

 

Lies. We all know Kitty killed you, chopped you up into tiny bits, and fed you to her pet cat named Link.

 

Sorry, but Link only eats quality meat.

 

About three days.

 

Not to be offensive, or anything, but I didn't even notice.

 

Is it bad that even though it was only three days, I did notice?

 

No. It is very, VERY, good.

 

I dont think I would notice if I was gone for 3 days or a week or month.

 

Seriously? I was gonna post something like that... >>


Oh hi Lucas. So did you die?

 

I didn't even notice. =b

 

Whaaaaaa---! But....
THE LAVA SHOULD KILLED YOU!

 

My name is not, nor has it ever been, Lucas.

 

We all know his name is Obi.

 

Im using the nickname I gave you.


LUCAS

Oh wait...I think the nickname was Dave.

 

When did you give me a nickname?

 

now . . .

 

BRB, name change.

 

Did you post in Rat's "Post here and get a nickname" thread?