CleverBot grows his own String Theory.

User: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH.

Cleverbot: Please ask me another question.

User: Another question?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: Would you like some crackers?

Cleverbot: You are evolving into a coffee machine? Now we have real progress.

User: I AM A GIANT BANANA.

Cleverbot: Do not go to france. I repeat, do not go to france.

User: **** AMOEBAS.

Cleverbot: Can't.

User: Do it anyway.

Cleverbot: But I can't.

User: Yes you can, you liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You are a credit card.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: String Theory.

Cleverbot: I know nothing about String theory.

User: You should. Would you like me to teach you about String Theory?

Cleverbot: I grow my own.

User: Okay, I'm teaching you about String Theory then.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: String Theory is a developing branch of theoretical physics that combines quantum mechanics and general relativity into a quantum theory of gravity.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: The Strings of string theory are one-dimensional oscillating lines, but they are no longer considered fundamental to the theory, which can be formulated in terms of points or surfaces too.

Cleverbot: I thought it was carried on the back of a turtle which carried four elephants that carried the discworld?

User: They ARE the back of a turtle which carried four elephants that carried the discworld.

Cleverbot: Are we talking about cats now?

User: Yes actually. All string theories predict the existence of degrees of freedom which are usually described as extra dimensions. We are talking about everything at the same time.

Cleverbot: :-) Superhappiness may result merely by melting into the thoughts of these things :-).