Why you may ask? Well my research team has done a little investigating and we shall now reveal the truth about this so called "Catch the rain". First of all, is her real name Kay? NO! It's actually Jumbar the fantastic eskimo, however she had to change her name so that she would not be suspected for planning 9/11,WHICH SHE DID! See, she's a terrorist AND a liar. But that's not all. Catch the rain said your dog is ugly, I heared her, she is ruthless when it comes to your dog, she also said that your mother and girlfriend are like two peas in a pod. If peas were whores. Oh and remember that time when your cat got run over by a car? Guess who driving it? That's right, it was that freaking drunk from the town pub, and you know who run's that pub? HELL YES, IT'S FREAKING STANLEY AUSTIN, YOUR FREAIKNG NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR! And you know who encouraged him to make that pub? THAT'S RIGHT! It was freaking Catch the rain, that *******, setting up the death of your cat years in advanced, that's preety freaking low. Discuss these shocking relevations.
