Back in America, home sweet home.

I miss Amsterdam. And Victoria. But we'll soon be friends on Facebook so that's less urgent. I also learned several things while in Amsterdam. Important ones are bolded. Others are there just because I needed to vent them and a PM wasn't quite venty enough.

1. It feels really weird to be offered alcohol in a restaurant.
2. Japanese girls seem to like semi-chubby American boys. There were several Japanese looking girls in Japanese school uniforms who seemed to be checking me out.
3. I have the alcohol tolerance of a baby chipmunk.
4. Dutch girls love homemade apple crisp.
5. There are no Oreos in my grandmother's homeland.
6. Warm stroopwafels are amazing.
7. Sofie's mother is an absolute witch who can't stand not having custody of her child for only three months, thus preventing my very disappointed cousin from coming to America. And I'm not even really mad that she's not coming, it's just the principle of the thing. I mean, she has dual citizenship so you're not gonna have custody of her once she turns 18 ANYWAY. And it's only three frying months. I'm embarrassed to call that lady my ex-aunt.
8. L is likely to have Aspergers Syndrome just like me. BOW BEFORE MY L-NESS!
9. It's okay to be with your cousin's step half sister (your step half cousin?) in a romantic relationship and not be creepy. At least that's what Victoria said. And I sort of went along with it since people did seem to think we made a cute couple when we were walking the dog in the park just from the way they looked at us.

And because I know it will happen, the "Keytoria Breakup Pool" is now open.

 

Hmmm...do tell me your secret for getting Japanese chicks.

 

you really just cannot help yourself, can you?

 

I didn't actually get them, they just kind of looked at me and giggled flirtily while I was on my first "date" with Victoria.

Nah, I think I just need to build up my alcohol tolerance is all.

 

Having a step half anything is a contradiction. I'll explain it in terms of sisters:

If you have a step sister, one of your parents married someone who has children from a previous marriage/relationship. You are not at all related by blood, only by marriage.

If you have a half sister, one of your parents married someone/knocked up someone/got knocked up by someone and had a child. That child is related to you by blood, but only partially.

 

We've been talking about Victoria as Sofie's step half-sister. I think it's because Victoria is also with two other parents. I figured it was the wrong terminology, but I just stuck with it.

 

Looked at you and giggled? I dunno, dude, that could mean other things.

 

Welcome back to the usa

 

It was clearly flirtatious giggling. But I was already taken. It feels great to say that.

 

It's just impossible. ._.

Just saying, because I have both kinds of sisters, lol.

 

Hmmm, sad... Oh well. If you ever come across any other flirty Japanese chicks wearing Jap uniforms, tell them about this site and your good friend Mr. Bob.

 

Lol'd.

Also.
Three months is a long time. So yeah.

 

Not long considering the fact that she's shared custody of Sofie with my uncle for the past 17+ years. What's three months extra without it?

 

You'd be surprised how long three months can feel.

 

You'd be surprised how short it can feel when compared to 17+ years.

 

It would still feel a long time regardless og the 17 years

 

As I said, what's 3 months without custody when you're going to lose it when the kid turns 18 at the end anyway.

Also, srsbsns here. You guys should seriously be regarding me as more like L now.

 

You want us to regard you as an imaginary character that dies?
...Well alright then.

 

No. Just no. Seriously, shut the **** up now. I think you just ruined Death Note for me.

 

precious time you dont want to lose since you completely lose it afterwards