A story in which Cookiie perpetually kicks What? in the shin, and he apologizes during every step of the way. ^ canon
You've spelt it wrong, it's Wookiee. /StarWarsRageAndYesIKnowCookiieHasTwoI'sInHerNameAndThat'sWhyIt'sSpeltLikeThat
It would be more, A story in which Cookiie perpetually criticizes every single thing that What? does with bucketfuls of snark and tsun tsun attitude and What? apologizes during every step of the way.