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  1. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    A few hours later, Fox called for everyone to be seated. She seats herself at the head of the table and everyone follows suit. Forsaken on Fox's left and Sara on Fox's right.

    Fox: I do hope everyone enjoys the dinner. It's one of my favorites.

    It was then one of Fox's in-home help came out with a silver platter covered. She placed it on the table and uncovered it revealing roast duck.

    DA: *Screams out in horror.* Lisbeth! Is that you? Say something?

    Fox: Is something wrong DA? *She asks concerned.

    Forsaken: *Leans into explain.* He thinks it's his imaginary friend.

    Fox: Don't worry, DA. For one thing this duck was male and I purchased it yesterday. It's not your friend.

    DA: *Leans in close to examine the golden bird.* It's not 'Lisbeth.

    Two other platters were brought out with mashed potatoes and a vegetable medley. People are mainly quiet while they eat to enjoy the meal.

    Vivi: I wish it had been pizza but this duck ain't so bad. What's the seasoning on this Fox?

    Fox: Lemon and cracked pepper with a hint of rosemary. My cook has outdone himself this time.

    Split: So you don't cook yourself?

    Fox: *Laughs* Most I can cook are things that involve a microwave or a toaster. Best to leave things up to the professionals.

    Sara turned to look at SA, who nodded. Sara then turned to Fox.

    Sara: Fox, I respect you as a member of the forum for the work you've done. I've had nothing but good reports from you from Kitty and the rest. Even from Darky and Cin from when they were Admins.

    Fox: Is there a point to this? Either you're promoting me or banning me.

    Sara: Right. Well these murders going on under your roof. We'd like your help in organizing an investigation into them. You know this house better than any of us and the people who come and go from it.

    *Sora*: I agree. I don't exactly feel safe sleeping in a house with a crazed killer.

    Fox: *Appears to think before she stands to get everyone's attention. Sara has asked of me to organize an investigation into the murders of Angel and iPraise. I am perplexed by these occurances and why it's under my roof.

    Darky: Indian burial ground?

    Cin: Aliens?

    The two are promptly 'shushed' by Kitty and SA by means of the ladies shoving a roll into the males' mouths.

    Kitty: Continue, Mulder.

    Fox: This night we will not sleep until we get to the bottom of the murders. I have my cell phone on should the authorities call me with any developments but until then I feel that we can gather some evidence ourselves.

    Kitty: Just like Scooby-Doo.

    Vivi: Only this time it's ****ing reality.

    Kitty: And? We'll triumph just like Link!

    Vivi: Jesus Christ...

    Mish: *Clamps a hand over Vivi's mouth.* Not that name in SJ and Fox's hearing!

    Forsaken: We don't have time for religious debates. Fox, I'd be happy to take a few of the members. We'd cover more ground if we split up.

    Fox: Good idea. Myself, Forsaken, and Sara will each take a few members to investigate the house and the grounds. I wish you good luck and both of you have a way we can keep in contact should you find anything?

    The three exchance numbers for their cell phones.

    Fox: I'll take *Sora*, Darky, SA, Orange, and Vivi with me.

    Sara: I'll take Cin, SJ, Split, GX, and Mish.

    Forsaken: And I'll take whoever is left.

    Kitty: Hi Jobby.

    Forsaken: Crap.

    CtR: You also get me and Rosey with you.

    Forsaken: Yay! A barrier.

    Vivi: At least she won't be trying to hug me.

    CtR: Shnookums!

    Vivi: *Hides behind Fox* Keep her away from me. Hugs are kryptonite to me. They detract from my image.

    Fox: Alright, we'll continue on our seperate ways. I'll take my group to the basement. Forsaken, you take this floor and Sara will take the upstairs. We'll meet here at dawn.

    And so the three groups went their seperate ways into Fox's grande house. Will they get to the bottom of the mystery?
     
  2. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    w00t! Hell yeah me, L_F, and Darky.
     
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    *shamelessly bumps*
     
  4. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I burst out laughing right there!

    Great stuff, DA and Lizbeth are famous throughout khv stories. I can't wait to see how this plays out. :3
     
  5. Luka Deafening silence

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    like Zomg that pwned D:
     
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