Any tips on...

Killing Huge, Brown, Ugly, Hairy, Spiders?

There's one crawling around in my basement somewhere... but it's hiding on me. I wanna kill it before it comes and eats my face while I'm sleeping, but I'm not completely sure how. (I've never had to deal with spiders this large before on my own) Any tips?

 

First get a book, shoe(well you get the idea) Second wait till you can see it Thrid BAM kill it thats all :D

 

...Eat your face...while you sleep?

...I can't hold back if you make it this easy >_>

 

@hitna= I would... but 1) I don't wanna have to peel a flattened spider off of my book and 2) I'd probably get about an inch away from squishing it with said book, but then I'd freak out and run away from it...

@ shadowjack= meh, gimme your worst. I'll probably just agree with you and go on my merry way...

 

Throw all of these heavy things at it and hope that one of the things lands on it. xD

Or use a vaccum....if the spider can go through the nozzle