[...and while this is still fantasy, the world of Middle-Earth almost feels like Middle England, and therefore Tolkien cannot blurt out with something completely ridiculous. An example being; “Swiftly, Frodo screamed and ripped out his lightsaber, attempting to scare off the hordes of robotic-orcs that had him balancing on the edge of his spaceship.†Instead, something like this would be portrayed as, “Swiftly, Frodo ripped Sting, his trusty elven forged blade, out of its sheath and held it menacingly in front of the squirming creature that lay on the floor in front of him. His intense glare not wavering as it cried for mercy.†I'm sure the exam board will be thrilled when my English teacher sends them this.]
