Ah... ...Hah... AH... ...Huh. ...Ha-ah... Ah... AH... ...Ugh. A-ah... AH... ... OH GOD DAMNIT NOSE FUCKING SNEEZE IF YOU'RE GONNA
Just realized: Everyone marveled at the first thing ever on film, which was a sneeze, but never seemed to realize how badly that sneeze was acted.
And here my mother says that's supposed to help. Then again, there's probably someone in the world who can think of elephants and sneeze on command.