Ah Not Right!!!!!

I just blew at a fly but to be able to blow you gotta suck in some air so I did so the fly got caught up in my lips then I splattered it out instead of proper blowing AGHL!!!!! it's on my computer desk

 

That, compadre, is the move of an all-time, dumb person...I should know: I've done it once or twice.

 

Gross, much? XD

 

...tasty :(

 

I had black stuff on my lips to 3X

 

you blew a fly you say....
(those who don't get it will be shot. survivers will be shot again!)

 

said the man who was shot.

 

<_< It took a dump on your lips.

 

By far, that is one of the funniest things you've done to this day. I must admit.
I can imagine the lok on your face when you did that.

 

should I take a dump on your lips sir?

I turned red and constantly made weird noises

 

No dirty sanchez, Hippie. That's for the Germans. ;D

 

Nawh, cause if you did, I would kick your ash.

 

what are you tal-
*bomb!*

you suck!

 

I have german CDs does that count?

So now you wanna hug?

lollipops yes

 

Did that kick in the gag reflex or did the fly taste like sugar?

 

Hippie ... I thought you were going to say suck my kiss to Dredica. D:
( If you can get the reference, you'll get a pancake to the face. : D )

 

It had like a moldy candy feel to it.

*evil stares* how dare you bring my girlfriend into this -_-

 

I am heartbroken. D:

 

tell that to her